Your only hope is that goddam fat bitch's hat. Like I said: photo enhancement software. But I have a defense for that as well. Clearly she is a blind person since she is wearing sunglasses inside on what was a cloudy day. And I don't think she knows she's working but instead believes she thinks she's actually at a McDonald's to eat. If she is indeed wearning a McDonald's hat, it is only because she is obviously a big fan (just like the Pres wears Robbie Gordon stuff).
I know it sounds like a stretch that someone would wear a McDonald's hat because they love the food so much - but remember, as I have already explained, people who eat at McDonald's are stupid. This, unfortunately, still includes my younger child (whom I love dearly); I am proud to report that my older child has already sworn disdain for the place (he will eat the apple dippers which is fine w/ me).
We're both D'Angelo guys. He had his first #9. It was a very significant moment for me. My eyes did well up as he gave it the big thumbs up. That's my boy!!
I must admit, #5 is right. Ther are no McDonald emblems in the pic. His eyes are closed, so maybe someone put him there while he was sleeping??? The only evidence that I can see would be the Filet o Fish sign which I am currently investigating as to whether it is a McDonalds trade mark? So far the web has given me mixed results....
The sandwich was introduced by a McDonald's franchise in Cincinnati, Ohio, in response to declining sales at restaurants on Fridays, due to the Catholic practice of not eating meat on Fridays at the time, and now mostly during Lent. Created by young enthusiast Lou Groen, it has become popular with people who cannot eat meat-based products offered, particularly Muslims who are prohibited from eating non-Halal meat, and, similarly, Jews who are prohibited from eating non-kosher meat.[3]
The patty size was increased 50% in 1996 during the Arch Deluxe marketing. However in 2000, in an effort to increase profitability, the fish patty was reduced in size by approximately 10%.
- I never stated I was in a McDonald's in this post - specials on fish sandwiches isn't unique McD's - I never threatened about McD's specifically, only about lousy fried fast food joints - the credibility of the 3 witnesses is exactly what's in question here, they all have an alterior motive to make this claim
The reason OJ was not found guilty was because they couldn't get sufficient evidence on him to convict. You guys have the same shortcoming.
#4, I worked my butt off this year in the club and for the trip, but I will respectively decline your nomination under this pretense.
#5
One correction: I did litter on the trip, on the last day I left 1 rear bogie wheel somewhere in Quebec. I am seriously considering going back in the summer to find and properly dispose of this rubbish. My apologies to the people of Quebec for polluting your beautiful landscape.
You have 3 witnesses saying you were at McDonald's, purchased food and ate it. These witnesses described your order as Vanilla Shake and Grilled Chicken. We have a picture of you with a Filet-O-Fish special 2 for $3 (only at McDonald's). We have your admission to being there in the last post. We have your threat and ultimatum about not going back to McDonalds.
Only O.J. can defy overwhelming evidence like this.
seriously, do we have to leave this pic up? it's getting quite annoying to me.
None of the things noted as proof are even closely considered good evidence. That is a picture of a hamburger (maybe) and everything else mentioned are all things at any fast food joint. Keep searching.
For the record, I will never litter.
Worst part of the trip, maybe I won't go next year unless I can get in writing I will not be forced to eat in these circumstances. Chantal would be so disappointed to see us eat at places like this.
What a classic photo. #5 looks like he is heaven. I laugh out loud every time I pull up the forum (which is a lot). I can not get over how funny this photo is. Please Prez let this one stay on for awhile. By far the best photo on this web site since #13 graced the cover. Are his eyes closed because he is smelling the goods? What was the purchase? Was the order really SUPER SIZED? I gotta know the facts. Laughing as I type.
All, I need to add to this report ... #5 tore my Apple Pie from my clutch and ate 1/2 of it! I think he passed the other 1/2 to # 388 if I am not mistaken. I do believe I heard an "mmmumuum" from #5 as he devoured the Apple Pie then tossed the box wrapper out the window of the truck.
Truly there is something going on, a full investigation o fthese actions are in order.
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I'll be looking back for ya on the White stuff. :-) Keep the rubber side down! #10
Ok, I'm going to use a Clinton defense strategy here. I challenge anyone to prove from that picture that I was in a McDonald's restaurant. I deny that I was at a McDonald's at all.
As you can see my eyes were closed, so I'm not really sure where we were. I'm not even sure that's me in the photo - I don't have a beard.
Good Luck, suckas, you better find some photo enhancement software.
Don't forget the vanilla Shake he ordered and then proceeded to explain to us in the truck that it was proven that plastic was 1 of the ingredients? He slurped it down quicker than I could eat a grandpappy burger! Times are changing.
In this particular photo please note outpouring of joy on his face as he gazes eagerly up onto the pictures of the extra value meals. I cannot be certain, but I believe I heard "supersize it" as I was walking away.
After seeing that incriminating photo I believe he probably littered all over the Gaspe. If you check the Gaspe blogs people are talking about deer, moose, great trails and trash. "People who eat there are stupid" I think was the quote. I always thought of him as being fairly intelligent but I guess you never know. #7 I want to thank you for the greatest photo of all time. #5 please stay off the record until we sort this one out.
Guilty as charged. As you can see by the expression on my face at the time of the photo that I am not a happy camper. This was an elaborate, sophisticated plan that began in the works 3 days prior. It was bad enough that we ate our last lunch in Canada at an A&W burger stand. Then the Golden Arches the second we hit the American border. As if the day weren't sad enough.
From moose pasta to fried hamburger. Holiday was truly over at this point. #'s 7, 10 and 388 almost seemed happy to be there. It is truly puzzling to me.
Feeling greasy, #5
ps> for the record I ate grilled chicken sandwiches at both places. not that it makes any difference I suppose.
Viewed all the photos and was stunned to see #5 at the Golden Arches waiting for his order. Not sure what to make of this one? I'm not sure I was supposed to see this photo. #5 this doesn't look good for your credibility.