Well I shaved my nuts - threw on some Calvin underwear- flat front Khakis were the next order of business and splashed on some Hugo cologne and personally I've never felt better about myself. I look, feel and smell great. If there are anymore tips out there lurking please let me know. I'm a believer! This past week has been one of my best. I can't believe you are not charging me for this.
Thanks,
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-- Edited by 4 on Wednesday 6th of May 2009 01:50:34 PM
Guys, don't forget the new jacket that is at least two sizes too big. That's a purchase he was clearly thinking of wearing into his early 60's. I wonder if polaris will still be in business then?
Sencond question. If he followed the same criteria for choosing his pants/jeans, what size should he have purchased? 52's sound about right with an XL jacket. Anyone else?
I have moved to straight front pants, no more pleats. But I am a boxer guy. I do occassionally wear the boxer briefs when doing an athletic activity (they are Ralph Lauren and somebody named Nicole something).
And I was pretty pleased with how smooth my nuts were when I decided to become a unik. The doc + nurse both commented how nice a job I did but it seemed like a lot of maintenance (even more than a snowmobile) and no one was interested in them anyway.
I am taking tennis lessons.
I'm snowboarding.
And I've heard waterskiing is pretty fun. I may have done this in the past? Can't remember.
I'm starting p90x tomorrow.
I almost ordered Rossetta Stone Italian but knew I wouldn't have time right now. Maybe that for next winter.
I'll keep y'all updated.
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ps> is this considered a hijack? I can't decide.
pps> #10, you are totally out of your mind if you think I upgraded my grand-papa's boots. although I have to admit, they took a real beating this year. uppers separating from what's left of the soles. they are looking like the one-horse shay (for all those engineer types out there that know this reference).
Great advice. I'm in. Wrote the list down and I'm taking your advice. Let's call it the new you plan. This is going to be great. I've been looking for a change.
Throw my well wishes on the pile too. Happy Birthday Pres! I didn't know you and #43 were only 8 days apart. But he will only be 14 with this new counting system we're using here.
I had a Hot 'n Dirty martini last week. My first martini. It was good.
I'm doing all kinds of new things in my life these days - like I actually went to the store and bought myself a new pair of jeans the other day. Whoa!
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Just for the record: the 32 waist is a little too big for me. Do they make a 31? Shazaam!
I too would like to wish the Pez a happy birthday. HAPPY BRiTHDAY. I just hope old age hasn't already gotten to him He hasn't returned one of my calls over the last ten days. Has anyone seen or heard from him?
