I have the following device in perfect working order which you are more than welcome to use anytime:
Sony Handycam Vision Steady Shot CCD-TRV308 NTSC video Hi8
It has 460x Digital Zoom, 20x Optical Zoom, Stamina 15 hour battery life, 0 Lux NightShot and InfoLITHIUM M (this thing has more flashy stickers than an Arctic Cat snowmobile).
I can bring this to you along with the extra hand/foot warmers that I owe you when I return your pressure leak-down kit - do you see a pattern here?
But that's why you are the Pres. I can leave somewhere at your house if you're not home just let me know what works. My techno-dweeb oldest is embarrassed that I still have this camera, he says they don't even make videotape recorders anymore, just digital, is that true?