You can't argue with the facts #3. They're facts. That's why people look at them. Because they reflect reality. Not some people's beliefs of reality.
#5
(since this is the internet, and can be viewed by the public, for the record, this is a joke and I clearly don't support alcohol+driving. thanks for ruining the joke.)
> > Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. > > This means that the remaining 77% are caused by a$$holes who just drink water, coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, energy drinks, and sh!t like that. > > Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents. > > This message is sent by someone who worries about your well being. > >
