Pres, it is one thing to say you feel you were outskied on this day, I seem to have a vague memory of trying to get up on a waterski rather recently, meaning a year or two ago... this is so painful to talk about... <sniff>
I was not able to be pulled out of the water. I didn't even think of getting up on two skis - that's brilliant. Can you imagine that we, I'll speak for myself, I would need to use two skis to get up?! So being "outskied" is a minor, irrelevant detail.
Ok, back to #7, I thought you looked good. I like the strategy to use giant parachute-like swim trunks to give the appearance of a smaller upper body - again brilliant. The black vest is slimming, black slims, like a chick that refuses to wear bright pants b/c she thinks that's what makes her arse look big. Right, you fooled us.
Arms still have some perceptible definition and the facial expression says it all. Nice work #7. Safe that I don't know what clues to look for photoshop evidence, the pic was key that you aren't being challenged about the story's validity.
Wow! Offer a little friendly constructive criticism and you better hold on tight for the barage of excuses. I can see why the pres dosen't post opinions. And to think, I was only trying to make the trip out a little more enjoyable.....
If you look really closely, you can see the Aubuchon house in the background. That means that I just rounded the corner and that that cut is actually the first cut I've made in 10 years, the first cut I've made on the new boat, the first cut I've made on a ski that I've never used before.
I'm not worried about form at that point, but there's always room for improvement.
Goaded on by my older brother, I folded like a lawn chair to peer pressure and went waterskiing on the big red boat. I was aware of how fat I am so I elected to get up on two skis and drop. I was also aware that my stamina is not what it used to be. I got up no problem and kicked the ski off. This was the first time I had used my Connelly SP ski since I bought it years ago on E-Bay. I went right after it. Hard cuts in and out of the wake. I gave it my all, but my knees aren't strong enough to take the pounding of crossing the wake at 35-40 mph. I made it out to Big Bay, turned around and basically that's it. I was so tired... I could not take it. First time that I've gone waterskiing in 10 years. It was awesome. I continue to defy physical fitness. I know no one believes this story so I've attached a picture.
I warmly welcome your obnoxious comments about my sculpted physique in the posts to follow.
