I have been a really good boy this year. I volunteered to raise money for youth baseball, I took my vitamins and said my prayers. I have committed to riding 50 miles for Best Buddies next summer.
Do you think you could fit a 2016 Ski Doo 800 in your sleigh and drop it in Easton MA for me?
If you find that it's too big, you can kick that lame reindeer "Prancer" off the sleigh team. She is a whiney little bitch anyway. Plug the Ski Doo right in there where Prancer used to be. You will go way faster and probably enjoy the ride a little too much.