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Tag Hgugr

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RE: Friday humor


GREEN HAMMER, but i think i saw this before

not sure why green but the hammer is clear

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I'm scared jonny...I thought blue drill as well. 2%

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Yeah, what he saidbiggrin
-Red Wrench out

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I'm in the 2% as well (blue drill).

Well, #13, as if we needed more proof that great minds think alike.

Another waste of my time by the 98% that think they are my equal.

Go back to your stations 98% and don't try to think about things too hard, you will injure your mind.

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I'm in the 2 %!!



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At the end of this message, you are asked a question.

Answer it immediately. Don't stop and think about it.


Just say the first thing that pops into your mind.


This is a fun 'test'... AND kind of spooky at the same time! Give it a try, then e-mail it around (including back to me) and you'll see how many people you know fall into the same percentage as you. Be sure to put in the subject line if you are among the 98% or the 2%. You'll understand what that means after you finish taking the test'.


Now. just follow the instructions as quickly as possible.



Do not go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous one.



You do not ever need to write or remember the answers, just do it using your mind.


You'll be surprised.



Start:


How much is:


15 + 6

























3 + 56



























89 + 2

























12 + 53





































75 + 26



































25 + 52





























63 + 32

































I know! Calculations are hard work, but it's nearly over..


Come on, one more!




























123 + 5























































QUICK! THINK ABOUT A COLOR AND A TOOL!










































Scroll further ! to the bottom....












































A bit more...




















You just thought about a
red hammer! , didn't you?



If thi s is not your answer, you are among 2% of people who have a different, if not abnormal, mind.

98% of the folks would answer a red hammer while doing this exercise.

If you do not believe this, pass it around and you'll see.

Be sure to put in the subject line if you are among the 98% or the 2% and send to everyone, including the person that sent it to you.



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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
 
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room.
 
"Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee, "I am just remembering when
we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16.
 
Do you remember back then?" he asks solemnly.
The wife is almost reduced to tears herself, just thinking how
caring and sensitive her husband is. "Yes, I do" she replies.
 
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.
 
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues.
 
"Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said,
 "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that, too" she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...  
"I would have gotten out today."

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